Anger Management.

Yes i am mad. Yes i am going crazy!!!

Hana Majid.

Soldier in a box.

Hana Majid.

A walk to Remember.

I'm in desperate needs. i want a Polaroid camera. asap. i wanna snap a picture of each and everyone of you and pin it up on my wall in my room when i get to Sydney. cant bloody imagine leaving this country. its slowly hitting me. SHIT! I'm gonna miss everything.

19 years of ups and downs. Of lefts and rights. of the good times. Of the bad times. Of the times when I've been through shit. Of the cryings and miseries. Of the happiness and excitements. Of the sneaking in and out of the house. Of the climbing up the wall. Of the sessions at the park. Of the ghost hunting games. Of the lepak at the mamak (kononnya because of football). Of the partying till dawn. Of the batu'ing sessions. Of the sneaking the car out. of the rushing back home before kena lecture from the dad. Of the gossiping till late at night during college times. Of the kena ejek and mengejek sessions. Of the screaming and yelling of the mom (err, i take that back). Of the bloody government banning yoga!

but especially the people whom I've met throughout my journey. of my loved ones. and the hated ones. who made me the person i am now.

my Hero.

my love.

my other halves.

my sheen been.

my timah muza.

my companions.

my shoulder to cry on.

my kening setan.

my bon-bon.

my girls.

my small one.

my crazy bunch.

my homies.

my babes

and to u reading this. =)

But its not gonna end right here. It'll be just for a few years. we'll be setting on our own journey sooner or later. well, my time is just a little bit sooner than i thought. but its all for a good reason which is to get my little brain a lil bit smarter. So, there will be no sorrows and regrets.



To a new start.


Hana Majid

Cant be fucked!

I feel like shit right now. If i had a gun with me, I'd probably be going on a rampage killing spree. shooting everyone in sight. It irritates the shit out of me when i feel like this. Makes me feel like doing something crazy. hmmm, probably run around naked on the streets. That'll make me feel a Lil bit free. Will it? OR?

Let's get this party started right,
Let's get drunk and freaky fied,
Table dancing, smashing glasses, it's starts to get naughty.
I'm just trying' to have a blast and I ain't taking' your call.



Maybe it's time!

Hana Majid

Visine eyedrop trick.

The desire for revenge runs deep in all of us. Hence, many tricks were invented to fulfill those needs. The "Visine slipped into the drink" pay back carries additional appeal because it seems to offer an effective yet harmless form of revenge/pay back that could be easily administered even by the wimpiest of revenge seekers.Also, the mental image of an enemy sent hotfooting for the toilet is a hugely satisfying one.

The desirable effect.

What you'll need is just a few drops of visine and your victims drink. But, beware, the active ingredient in Visine eye drops is Tetrahydrozoline HCl 0.05%. Swallowing this substance can result in a number of nasty effects, including:

Lowering body temperature to dangerous levels
Making breathing difficult, or even halting it entirely
Blurring vision
Causing nausea and vomiting
Elevating and then dropping blood pressure
Causing seizures or tremors
Sending the victim into a coma.

One thing tetrahydrozoline has not been known to do is to cause sudden onset bouts of severe diarrhea. Although this belief has been around for decades, and everyone knows someone who knows someone who really did administer a Visine mickey to a deserving scum and thereby caused him an immediate serious case of the trots, there's no documented evidence the product would have that effect. Of the Visine poisoning cases studied by medical observers, we found none that mentioned diarrhea output brought about by the drug.

But then again, how far is all this true?

Hana Majid

Six Pack Abs

5 Facts u MUST understand if You Are Ever Going To Lose Your Belly Fat And Get SIX PACK ABS.

1. Many so-called “health foods” are actually cleverly disguised junk foods that actually stimulate you to gain more belly fat… yet the diet food marketing industry continues to lie to you so they can maximize their profits.

2. Ab exercises like crunches, sit-ups, and ab machines are the LEAST effective method of getting flat six pack abs.

3. Boring repetitive cardio exercise routines are NOT the best way to lose body fat and uncover those six pack abs.

4. You DON’T need to waste your money on expensive “extreme fat burner” pills (that don’t work) or other bogus supplements. A special class of natural foods is much more effective.

5. Ab belts, ab-rockers, ab-loungers, and other infomercial ab-gimmicks… they’re all a complete waste of your time and money. Despite the misleading infomercials, the perfectly chiseled fitness models in the commercials did NOT get their perfect body by using that “ab contraption”… they got their perfect body through REAL workouts and REAL nutrition strategies.

Screw that, who's up for some pringlesss?!?!

Hana Majid.

5 Things You Didn't Know: Condoms

Condoms are used to prevent pregnancy and transmission of sexually transmitted diseases(STDs—such as gonorrhea, syphilis, and HIV).

Because condoms are waterproof, elastic, and durable, they are also used in a variety of secondary applications. These range from creating waterproof microphones to protecting rifle barrels from clogging.

And yes, sometimes even dresses.

With that in mind, it stands to reason that condoms serve a number of noble purposes. Shocking and sad to think it took thousands of years for humans to figure that out.

Here are 5 random facts about condoms.

1- Condoms have appeared in cave paintings.

2- Condoms used to be available only by prescription
(so were there Pharmacists amongst the cavemen? haha)

3- The oldest rubber condoms date back to 1855

4- Condoms have been sold in vending machines since 1928

5- Invisible condoms may be next; In this case, "invisible" actually means a gel that hardens according to increased temperatures.
(uber cool! haha)

But i'm still waiting for my giant condom hot air balloon!

Hana Majid.

Urine Test & Drug Test

Urine Test

An urine test checks different components of urine, a waste product made by the kidneys. A regular urine test may be done to help find the cause of symptoms. The test can give information about your health and problems you may have.

The kidneys take out waste material, minerals, fluids, and other substances from the blood to be passed in the urine. Urine has hundreds of different body wastes. What you eat, drink, how much you exercise, and how well your kidneys work can affect what is in your urine.

More than 100 different tests can be done on urine. A regular urinalysis often includes the following tests.

Color. Many things affect urine color, including fluid balance, diet, medicines, and diseases. How dark or light the color is tells you how much water is in it. Vitamin B supplements can turn urine bright yellow. Some medicines, blackberries, beets, rhubarb, or blood in the urine can turn urine red-brown.

Clarity. Urine is normally clear. Bacteria, blood, sperm, crystals, or mucus can make urine look cloudy.

Odor. Urine does not smell very strong, but has a slightly "nutty" odor. Some diseases cause a change in the odor of urine. For example, an infection with E. coli bacteria can cause a bad odor, while diabetes or starvation can cause a sweet, fruity odor.

Specific gravity. This checks the amount of substances in the urine. It also shows how well the kidneys balance the amount of water in urine. The higher the specific gravity, the more solid material is in the urine. When you drink a lot of fluid, your kidneys make urine with a high amount of water in it which has a low specific gravity. When you do not drink fluids, your kidneys make urine with a small amount of water in it which has a high specific gravity.

pH. The pH is a measure of how acidic or alkaline (basic) the urine is. A urine pH of 4 is strongly acidic, 7 is neutral (neither acidic nor alkaline), and 9 is strongly alkaline. Sometimes the pH of urine is affected by certain treatments. For example, your doctor may instruct you how to keep your urine either acidic or alkaline to prevent some types of kidney stones from forming.

Protein. Protein is normally not found in the urine. Fever, hard exercise, pregnancy, and some diseases, especially kidney disease, may cause protein to be in the urine.

Glucose. Glucose is the type of sugar found in blood. Normally there is very little or no glucose in urine. When the blood sugar level is very high, as in uncontrolled diabetes, the sugar spills over into the urine. Glucose can also be found in urine when the kidneys are damaged or diseased.

Nitrites. Bacteria that cause a urinary tract infection (UTI) make an enzyme that changes urinary nitrates to nitrites. Nitrites in urine show a UTI is present.

Leukocyte esterase (WBC esterase). Leukocyte esterase shows leukocytes (white blood cells [WBCs]) in the urine. WBCs in the urine may mean a UTI is present.

Ketones. When fat is broken down for energy, the body makes substances called ketones (or ketone bodies). These are passed in the urine. Large amounts of ketones in the urine may mean a very serious condition, diabetic ketoacidosis, is present. A diet low in sugars and starches (carbohydrates), starvation, or severe vomiting may also cause ketones to be in the urine.

Microscopic analysis. In this test, urine is spun in a special machine (centrifuge) so the solid materials (sediment) settle at the bottom. The sediment is spread on a slide and looked at under a microscope. Things that may be seen on the slide include:

Red or white blood cells. Blood cells are not found in urine normally. Inflammation, disease, or injury to the kidneys, ureters, bladder, or urethra can cause blood in urine. Strenuous exercise, such as running a marathon, can also cause blood in the urine. White blood cells may be a sign of infection or kidney disease.

Casts. Some types of kidney disease can cause plugs of material (called casts) to form in tiny tubes in the kidneys. The casts then get flushed out in the urine. Casts can be made of red or white blood cells, waxy or fatty substances, or protein. The type of cast in the urine can help show what type of kidney disease may be present.

Crystals. Healthy people often have only a few crystals in their urine. A large number of crystals, or certain types of crystals, may mean kidney stones are present or there is a problem with how the body is using food (metabolism).

Bacteria, yeast cells, or parasites. There are no bacteria, yeast cells, or parasites in urine normally. If these are present, it can mean you have an infection.

Squamous cells. The presence of squamous cells may mean that the sample is not as pure as it needs to be. These cells do not mean there is a medical problem, but your doctor may ask that you give another urine sample.

Drug Test
A drug test is commonly a technical examination of urine, hair, blood, semen, sweat, or oral fluid samples to determine the presence or absence of specified drugs or their metabolized traces.


1. Cannabinoids (marijuana, hashish - tests for metabolite THCCOOH)
2. Cocaine (cocaine, benzoylecognine, cocaethylene)- tests for cocaine metabolite)
3. Amphetamines (amphetamine, methamphetamine)
4. Opiates (heroin, opium, codeine, morphine, 6-MAM)
5. Phencyclidine (PCP)
6. Methadone (MTD)
7. Barbiturates (BAR)
8. Benzodiazepines (BZO)
9. Tricyclic antidepressants (TCA)
10. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA or ecstasy)

Detection Period

Alcohol
urine -3–5 days via ethyl gluconoride (EtG) metabolite or 6-24 hours via traditional method[3]
hair -Up to 90 days
blood -12 hours

Amphetamines (except meth)
urine -1 to 3 days
hair -up to 90 days
blood -12 hours

Methamphetamine
urine -3 to 5 days
hair -up to 90 days
blood -1-3 days

MDMA (Ecstasy)
urine -4 days
hair -up to 90 days
blood -25 hours

Cannabis
urine -Single use: 1-6 days
Weekly use: 3-9 days
Daily use: 7-30 days
hair -Up to 90 days
blood -2-3 days after infrequent use, up to 2 weeks after frequent use

Cocaine
urine -2 to 4 days with exceptions for certain kidney disorders
hair -up to 90 days
blood -24 hours

Heroin
urine -3 to 4 days
hair -up to 90 days
blood -6 hours

so am i safe?

Hana Majid.

A New Beginning.

Its THE NEW YEAR!

As the clock strike 12. i was in a club staring into smoky space. as everyone shouted happy new year to each other, i just stood still and thought about my new years resolutions. as usual. nothing popped up. It was just another year. the big 08 is now 09. Big deal! whats all this hype about new years. why am i just not bothered? Is it just me?

As the screams got louder, i got distracted. so i decided to put aside those thoughts and just enjoy the night.

Happy New Year!!!! Its 2009!!!


2nd January 2009
Headlines:

1. Kuala Lumpur -Planned Mega sex party to usher in the New Year's Eve

I may not be that religous. But sex party. Come on! You must be kidding me!

2. Santika Club,Bangkok - Nightclub fire kills 61 on New Year's Eve








Is it now worth celebrating the New Years???

Hana Majid.