Anger Management.

Yes i am mad. Yes i am going crazy!!!

Hana Majid.

Soldier in a box.

Hana Majid.

A walk to Remember.

I'm in desperate needs. i want a Polaroid camera. asap. i wanna snap a picture of each and everyone of you and pin it up on my wall in my room when i get to Sydney. cant bloody imagine leaving this country. its slowly hitting me. SHIT! I'm gonna miss everything.

19 years of ups and downs. Of lefts and rights. of the good times. Of the bad times. Of the times when I've been through shit. Of the cryings and miseries. Of the happiness and excitements. Of the sneaking in and out of the house. Of the climbing up the wall. Of the sessions at the park. Of the ghost hunting games. Of the lepak at the mamak (kononnya because of football). Of the partying till dawn. Of the batu'ing sessions. Of the sneaking the car out. of the rushing back home before kena lecture from the dad. Of the gossiping till late at night during college times. Of the kena ejek and mengejek sessions. Of the screaming and yelling of the mom (err, i take that back). Of the bloody government banning yoga!

but especially the people whom I've met throughout my journey. of my loved ones. and the hated ones. who made me the person i am now.

my Hero.

my love.

my other halves.

my sheen been.

my timah muza.

my companions.

my shoulder to cry on.

my kening setan.

my bon-bon.

my girls.

my small one.

my crazy bunch.

my homies.

my babes

and to u reading this. =)

But its not gonna end right here. It'll be just for a few years. we'll be setting on our own journey sooner or later. well, my time is just a little bit sooner than i thought. but its all for a good reason which is to get my little brain a lil bit smarter. So, there will be no sorrows and regrets.



To a new start.


Hana Majid

Cant be fucked!

I feel like shit right now. If i had a gun with me, I'd probably be going on a rampage killing spree. shooting everyone in sight. It irritates the shit out of me when i feel like this. Makes me feel like doing something crazy. hmmm, probably run around naked on the streets. That'll make me feel a Lil bit free. Will it? OR?

Let's get this party started right,
Let's get drunk and freaky fied,
Table dancing, smashing glasses, it's starts to get naughty.
I'm just trying' to have a blast and I ain't taking' your call.



Maybe it's time!

Hana Majid

Visine eyedrop trick.

The desire for revenge runs deep in all of us. Hence, many tricks were invented to fulfill those needs. The "Visine slipped into the drink" pay back carries additional appeal because it seems to offer an effective yet harmless form of revenge/pay back that could be easily administered even by the wimpiest of revenge seekers.Also, the mental image of an enemy sent hotfooting for the toilet is a hugely satisfying one.

The desirable effect.

What you'll need is just a few drops of visine and your victims drink. But, beware, the active ingredient in Visine eye drops is Tetrahydrozoline HCl 0.05%. Swallowing this substance can result in a number of nasty effects, including:

Lowering body temperature to dangerous levels
Making breathing difficult, or even halting it entirely
Blurring vision
Causing nausea and vomiting
Elevating and then dropping blood pressure
Causing seizures or tremors
Sending the victim into a coma.

One thing tetrahydrozoline has not been known to do is to cause sudden onset bouts of severe diarrhea. Although this belief has been around for decades, and everyone knows someone who knows someone who really did administer a Visine mickey to a deserving scum and thereby caused him an immediate serious case of the trots, there's no documented evidence the product would have that effect. Of the Visine poisoning cases studied by medical observers, we found none that mentioned diarrhea output brought about by the drug.

But then again, how far is all this true?

Hana Majid

Six Pack Abs

5 Facts u MUST understand if You Are Ever Going To Lose Your Belly Fat And Get SIX PACK ABS.

1. Many so-called “health foods” are actually cleverly disguised junk foods that actually stimulate you to gain more belly fat… yet the diet food marketing industry continues to lie to you so they can maximize their profits.

2. Ab exercises like crunches, sit-ups, and ab machines are the LEAST effective method of getting flat six pack abs.

3. Boring repetitive cardio exercise routines are NOT the best way to lose body fat and uncover those six pack abs.

4. You DON’T need to waste your money on expensive “extreme fat burner” pills (that don’t work) or other bogus supplements. A special class of natural foods is much more effective.

5. Ab belts, ab-rockers, ab-loungers, and other infomercial ab-gimmicks… they’re all a complete waste of your time and money. Despite the misleading infomercials, the perfectly chiseled fitness models in the commercials did NOT get their perfect body by using that “ab contraption”… they got their perfect body through REAL workouts and REAL nutrition strategies.

Screw that, who's up for some pringlesss?!?!

Hana Majid.

5 Things You Didn't Know: Condoms

Condoms are used to prevent pregnancy and transmission of sexually transmitted diseases(STDs—such as gonorrhea, syphilis, and HIV).

Because condoms are waterproof, elastic, and durable, they are also used in a variety of secondary applications. These range from creating waterproof microphones to protecting rifle barrels from clogging.

And yes, sometimes even dresses.

With that in mind, it stands to reason that condoms serve a number of noble purposes. Shocking and sad to think it took thousands of years for humans to figure that out.

Here are 5 random facts about condoms.

1- Condoms have appeared in cave paintings.

2- Condoms used to be available only by prescription
(so were there Pharmacists amongst the cavemen? haha)

3- The oldest rubber condoms date back to 1855

4- Condoms have been sold in vending machines since 1928

5- Invisible condoms may be next; In this case, "invisible" actually means a gel that hardens according to increased temperatures.
(uber cool! haha)

But i'm still waiting for my giant condom hot air balloon!

Hana Majid.